Antiquarian Time-Parallax Studies:  Little green men.  Bug-eyed monsters. 

Gray Aliens.  Blonde Nordics.  All of these creatures share two things in

common:  1)  they existed in antiquarian times, and 2)  they have been

seen in contemporary times.  What if these creatures—in an over-enterprising

endeavor—found a way to “mount to the heavens” without the sage

counsel of Albert Einstein?  In other words, they leave the earth at near

light speeds, go out a ways, and then come back—and due to time-parallax

relativity, the “three-hour tour” they took (relative to them) allowed

10,000 years to pass on earth! The esoteric energies that they used back

in the day would eventually run out—and you have one dispossessed, lost

little alien crashing his ship into Mac Brazle’s field in Roswell, unfortunately

out of gas.   In other words, Advanced Idea Mechanics postulates that what

we call extraterrestrial aliens are probably terrestrial aliens—genetic

monstrosities and creations of the type that caused God to destroy the

earth by water.  Or worse—they could be demons....[work in progress]